messing with perfection

as if we needed another reason to love Mike Lowell, how about his sense of humor?
Francona on placing a call to Mike Lowell amid rumors he was part of a potential trade to the Rockies: "He understands the nature of the business. He answered the phone with 'Now hitting sixth for the Rockies....'" (Extra Bases)

all joking aside, let's not speak of trading him anymore, mmm-kay Theo? some things just look perfect patrolling the Fenway third baseline in a Boston uniform.