And I Quote: February 7, 2007

last night's Boston Legal wasn't as good as the episode the week before & there weren't really very many quote-worthy moments. the funniest parts of the show were more "had to see it" funny. here are a couple that made me giggle:

Denise: You have a smart little wisecrack for everything, don't you.
Claire: Most things.

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(this just made me laugh because it was a dig at Floridians... and in this case, i am still too "New England" for it to include me. ::wink::)
Alan: If God doesn't get you for it, the skinheads will. And if the skinheads don't, the Republicans will. And if the Republicans don't, the Southern Democrats will. And if they don't, my God... it will be left up to Florida.

and just since this just doesn't satisfy the need to quote, how about a couple of good ones from an episode of Friends -- The One in Massapequa -- when Phoebe dates the super happy Alec Baldwin character.

Chandler: Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun & a huge butterfly net looking for that man.

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Phoebe: No, *I* am a positive person. You are like Santa Claus on Prozac... at Disneyland... getting laid.