And I Quote: January 31, 2007

some favorite quotes & exchanges from last night's laugh-out-loud funny episode of Boston Legal...

Brad: Can we get you to put your tongue back in your mouth there soldier?
Alan: Thank goodness we have you, Brad, to keep track of our tongues. Would you like a list of all the places mine has been this week?
Brad: Perv.

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Bella: You might keep in mind that should I marry Denny, I'll have a stake in this firm.
Shirley: Unless someone finds a way to drive that stake through your heart, small target that it is.

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Denny: Here's another piece of advice: Always have your lawyer with you. That way when I deny having said something -- which I typically do -- you'll have a witness.

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Vanessa (to Alan): I'm sure it's a very long, complicated answer, but what is your problem?

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(*so* funny to a Red Sox fan!)
Mr Prigg (to Claire): I'm sorry, Ms Simms, but the New York Yankees take pride in being very humorless.

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(also *very* entertaining to Sox fans!)
Clarence (to Mr Prigg): Look here, you little gnome. You need to busy yourself with something important. Like buying up the best players on the free agent market so you can win championships; keeping your pompous asses all buffed; allowing your fans to feel good about themselves, even though most of them can't spell *and* have mugshots.

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(and one i just really liked...)
Denny: We all make mistakes. Too often people are judged by these mistakes. I find the true measure of a man lies in his willingness to right his wrongs.