And I Quote: January 17, 2007

some favorite lines from last night's Boston Legal

Denny Crane: I can't fly!
Alan Shore: You're just discovering this?

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Agent from Homeland Security (who is meeting with Denny Crane about the fact that his name appears on the no-fly list): I assure you, the Federal Government has no sense of humor.

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same Agent (after Alan Shore says that he will make life miserable if Denny Crane's name is not removed from the no-fly list): You're threatening to mess up my life? You're talking to Homeland Security. We're the master.

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Denise Bauer (or was it Claire Simms... i forgot!): Alan Shore is in the Guiness Book of Lechers.