made me laugh

CAR WASH

Every time I go to my local car wash, the owner peers inside, throws his arms up, and says, "Oh Miss--very dirty. Very, very dirty." I'm sorry. I didn't know I was supposed to bring it in clean.

(excerpt from "Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Mind" by Amy Krouse Rosenthal, pg. 50)

Not sure why this strikes me as so funny except that it fits well with my own dry sarcastic dead-pan sense of humor. That & my car needs a bath. Badly. Ha.