having it MY way

i can't even tell you when i last ate burger king. (ok actually yes i can but that's not important right now. or at least not the point. we'll just say it's been a while & move on if that's all right with you. if that's not all right with you...well...this is MY blog & you'll have to live with it. get your own blog & then you can have it YOUR way. lol...)

so i got a chicken sandwich. i am reading the wrapper & totally cracking up. try explaining to people why a sandwich wrapper is soooo funny. it's worth it just to see the looks you can elicit. since you can't give me looks while you read this--or if you do, i'll never be the wiser since my monitor doesn't look directly into yours--i am going to actually share with you what i find so amusing. you can laugh or not but like i said, MY BLOG. =P

on one end of the wrapper it says:

they say you are what you eat. they're wrong. you are no chicken. you know how you want it and you're bold enough to make sure you get it your way. that's why you're here, isn't it?

on another side it reads:

you know what they say: originals order originals. and you're proof. they broke the mold when they made you, didn't they? oh yeah.

and on the top is printed:

you have the right to have things your way. the right to a sandwich just how you want it. the right to eat it fast. the right to eat it slow. the right to start your own sandwich etiquette school. the right to have a one-man sandwich eating contest. the right to raise this wrapper above your head as a sign that you are king.

and last but not least on the bag is the following message:

french fries that have attempted to escape from their container only to strand themselves in the bottom of the bag are called "bagglers". bagglers are fair game. the first to open the bag and retrieve the baggler gets to eat the baggler. therefore, it is in one's best interest to be the keeper of the bag.

if you know me in any capacity, you know that i love food. i am especially loving food with some attitude lol...and a wrapper with personality.

live a little. laugh a lot. find humor everywhere around you.