first of all

as promised:
how to be obnoxious around the world in under 2 hours

go from country to country at Epcot's World Showcase with the explicit intent of hunting down mischief. which rapidly becomes how can we look the most ridiculous in international hatwear. as you are donning said head fasions, you must laugh hysterically, to the point of tears pouring down your cheeks, stomachs aching & gasping for air. once you reach the point where the laughter makes speaking nearly impossible & certainly unintelligible, target a victim--preferably an innocent tourist who is simply taking in these international cultures, but a Disney Cast Member will do if necessary--and try to ask them to take your photo, not once but twice because of course you need to get one for each camera.

if you happen to be at Epcot and see something similar to this, my suggestion to you would be to move to your nearest exit in a calm but quick manner...and then run far far away! LOL