Monday, November 21, 2005

what a girl needs...

i've seen this on a bunch of blogs & kept tucking the idea away to do here. tonight's that night as i am about braindead. the basic idea is to google what you need--for instance i googled "Dawn needs"--and then post the first 10 results. (i did a few more than 10--everything that showed up on the first page, just because several had multiple needs & i can't help it, they amused me.)

1. Dawn needs a reality check. funny i feel like i've had a few too many of those recently...

2. Dawn needs a headcount before Thursday of this week so sign up quick! oddly enough, i do need a headcount but i need it by TUESDAY for the company Christmas party.

3. Dawn needs to make a decision. story of my life...

4. Dawn needs time to work through whatever's got her so scared. i am starting to feel like people really are talking about me here!! yikes.

5. Dawn needs to start checkin’ her girl because it looks like she’s the one playin’ dawn. ummmmm..what?

6. Dawn needs an energetic & fun hairstyle to suit her personality. i already have one of those thanks!

7. Dawn needs a process for expenditures. lol...like being independently wealthy. i think that would work just fine.

8. DAWN needs to set up its own account with Pat as treasurer. first may i state for the record that Dawn is a HER, not an IT. second, i am finding Pat to be just a little bit too bossy & self-serving. maybe Pat for Treasurer is *why* i apparently need a process for expenditures!

9. Dawn Needs to Firm Up Her Group’s Flextime Options. i want to know since when anyone thinks Dawn likes rigid structure of this nature!

10. Dawn needs to develop more speed endurance. correction. Dawn needs no such thing.

11. Dawn needs you. the question here is who exactly is the "you" directed at...

12. Dawn needs to get out of the house, so Spike takes her down to LA. who is Spike & i don't think down is the way to L.A. from here...no matter how badly i need to get out of the house.

13. Dawn needs someone to look after her. actually Dawn is a big girl & can handle looking after herself but thank you for your concern.


go ahead...you know you want to try it too...

8 with their own thoughts:

*~*Michelle*~* Tuesday, November 22, 2005 6:09:00 AM  

Too funny! (And now, I am off to see what *I* need!)

Anonymous,  Tuesday, November 22, 2005 6:43:00 AM  

okay you know that you like was watching after you makiing sure that stight jacket isnt too tight..lol

Beefy Tuesday, November 22, 2005 6:52:00 AM  

Maybe what you need is me... lol, ok so I couldn't keep a straight face either.

*krystyn* Tuesday, November 22, 2005 10:39:00 AM  

LMAO - those are hilarious, of course it's your comments that make them so funny.

Sadly, this really doesn't work for me thanks to such a "unique" spelling of my name -bummer!

Jamie Tuesday, November 22, 2005 11:42:00 AM  

Hahaha! Love those lists!!! :)

Heather Tuesday, November 22, 2005 12:14:00 PM  

That looks so fun. I will try it.

Chele76 Tuesday, November 22, 2005 12:54:00 PM  

OMG, this message needed the “random silliness warning” I through I was going to die trying to stifle the insane giggles and tears!

Heather Tuesday, November 22, 2005 2:04:00 PM  

This is great! Always fun to search for weird stuff and see what comes up.

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