you really have to work with me here, people.

i was taught at a very young age that it's impolite to stare. but seriously. people make it so difficult to be proper.

on my way home today, i saw a man. his head was completely bald. except for two huge fluffy white sideburns. like someone had come along and slapped the fuzzy part of velcro on him as an afterthought.

thank God for wearing sunglasses. and traffic lights that turn green.