only me...
so. my hands were dry. i hate that. i grab my keys & take the 5 second walk to my car to get some of my favorite yummy vanilla hand lotion which i keep stowed in the compartment of the driver's side door. i am supposing that the lotion is unhappy being kept in the car in the heat (did i not learn my lesson with Little Debbie??) because when i flipped open the little cap to squeeze some into my palm, the lotion shot out at me in protest. and onto my my right boob. which made me start laughing. a lot. because it looked...never mind. if i have to explain it to you... ;-)
let's just say i smell extra-vanilla-y now. but unlike when someone usually inquires as to the source of the yummy smell...i will NOT be offering up the reason as i usually raise up my hands for them to breathe in deeply of the vanilla yumminess.
ha...
happy Monday.
11 with their own thoughts:
Maybe that should depend on who asks. LOL
OMG ROFL
Oh sweetie... SOOO not only you. ;)
Great visual, BTW. LOL I am dyin' over here...... ;)
Well, do NOT feel alone. I do things like that all the time. And worse, and I am not brave enough to blog about them :)
Glad you smell all yummy and vanilla-ish :) Watch out for bees and other insects who might think you are a flower, hehehe.
Have a great day!
Dawn, I never knew you had this dirty mind tucked away under that proper exterior!
happy monday to you too!
cute story!
I'm sorry your day got off to such a start, but I will say I am now ending mine with a smile reading your story. TOO FUNNY!
take care,
Dawn
LOL! Dawn, You sound like you would be such a kick to hang out with! That kind of thing happens to me!!!!
Haha! Great story! I've had this happen to me with yogurt. Or I sit in chocolate...crazy stuff like this happens all the time!
I HATE that! That's the only good thing about winter, the lotion in your car doesn't go crazy. :) Stupid lotion! :)
My fellow library patrons did not appreciate me laughing out loud at *that*! hahahaha!
Okay, here's your PSA:
You can't store anything that will become squishy or explode in a hot car.
Mmmm, vanilla boobie. LOL
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