today's random Red Sox off-season coping strategy quote: December 2, 2007

Manny sliding is always an adventure... one that's easier to be amused by when you're not actually living through it. =P

Yeah. You kind of have to have seen it--and the moment right after it, which was when NESN switched to a shot of second base with Robbie Cano manning the bag, just in time for Manny to come bursting into the frame from the right, all billowing uniform and do-rag coming undone because he'd run right out from under his batting helmet, capping off his sprint with a full-on belly-flop onto second base, which he clung to as if washed out of a volatile ocean onto a rock.
(Cursed to First)