top 3 worst lines that have been used on me

in no particular order...

1. you aren't traditionally beautiful...more like...unconventionally pretty (ummm..ok but...ouch!?!)
2. i've decided that i need to stop looking for Miss Perfect & realize that i should just be settling for Miss Good Enough since i've already got you (speechless...i was just speechless)
3. i can sleep with anyone i want to whenever i want to but i want you (*coughcough* really?!)

now i will admit these were probably not meant to come out quite the way that they did but sometimes you need to learn the skill of saying things in your head before you let them come out of your mouth, know what i mean? so their punishment for saying these things is that they are now being posted on my blog for anyone in the world to happen upon. the fact that they were things likely meant to be much nicer than they came out (i'm giving the benefit of the doubt here!) is what saves them from being directly credited with their names attached to the end of the quotes. ;-)

guys...*please*...do yourselves a favor & THINK first, k?