please just put a bullet in my head now?

i have just been informed that the potential buyer on the house is apparently unwilling to negoiate on the close date. which would mean that i will be moving in 22-29 days. take out the 5 days that i will be on the cruise (which is now stressing me out more than sounding like a vacation) and i have 16-23 days left to pack up an entire house; get the mail redirected; get telephone, electricity, internet & cable tv switched to a new location...and oh yeah...FIND A PLACE TO LIVE THAT WILL ALLOW A 30LB DOG!

then lucky me. i get to move *again* roughly 2 months after that. and people wonder why i'm NOT excited about this new house. it's been nothing but a freaking nightmare. now if you'll excuse me, i need to be packing for a cruise AND a move. or running screaming from my life.