PSA: July 23, 2006

let's just say you are one of those guys who is a little bit on the dorky side but you try to act cooler than you are. and let's just say that in your pursiut of cool-ness, you own a little red sports car that you bring out of the garage only on weekends when take your wife out for a drive and then come home to wash & wax it. let's also say that you & your wife have to leave your every day cars in the driveway because you must park the little red sports car in the very center of the garage (presumably so nothing has the opportunity hurt it? not sure, just guessing. i mean the car is pretty little...).

well let's just say that when you didn't return the baby to her spacious living quarters last night...and when i come out of my front door to put my dog out at 7:15am and notice your sprinklers running along the side of the driveway where the baby has been left, i'm really sorry but i'm going to have to laugh.

did i mention that the little red sports car is a convertible? and that the top was left down? >=]

i am so mean. but it's funny. ::attempts to look sheepish::

hmmmmm...is that thunder i hear rumbling? i wonder why you went out this afternoon & the baby still sits in the driveway, rolled back to sit in the sunshine (for drying out purposes perhaps?)...top down...when EVERYONE knows that summer in FL always has an afternoon thunderstorm.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!