meme-ology

shamelessly borrowed from Divine Reality

GRUB-OLOGY

What is your salad dressing of choice?
hmmmm...a good zesty Italian comes to mind but there are so many others that i enjoy. honey mustard. caesar. balsamic vinaigrette. sweet Vidalia onion. Roasted Red Pepper Italian with Parmesan.

What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Wendy's

What is your favorite sit down restaurant?
Venezia in Boston

On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
well it really depends upon the service. 20% as a rule, but if you leave something to be desired as a server, i will drop it to 15%. i have tipped higher in cases of exceptional service...gone below 15% if the service has been pretty poor...and once or twice, i have not tipped at all for some truly horrible service--if you could call it service at all.

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
pasta, as long as i could change what i added to it

Name three foods you detest above all others.
bananas. oatmeal. mushrooms.

What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant?
i prefer the buffets so i can pick & choose what looks good.

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
cheese, fresh tomato & basil

What do you like to put on your toast?
a little bit of butter (i hate soggy toast) & some grape jelly

What is your favorite type of gum?
Extra. spearmint flavor.


TECH-OLOGY

Number of contacts in your cell phone?
ummmm...a dozen maybe? i only use it for emergencies anyway.

Number of contacts in your email address book?
exactly 100!

What is your wallpaper on your computer?
at home i have THIS and at work i have a sunset over Lake Erie that Blogger will not let me upload to share with you.

What is your screensaver on your computer?
a slide show i created of favorite photos of my god daughter, my other friends' babies, my friends & photos i have taken

Are there naked pictures saved on your computer?
i really wish i could devise a clever, cryptic answer to make everyone wonder but...i can't so, no. just no. how boring. or if there are, i do not know about them!

How many land line phones do you have in your house?
2

How many televisions are in your house?
3

What kitchen appliance do you use the least?
the blender

What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most?
i am a notorious radio surfer. i surf all 12 pre-programmed stations which range from country to rock, decide on a song, leave it on that station until a song comes on that i don't like (or a commercial. or too much dj.) and then the process begins again.

How many sex toys do you own that require batteries?
none. and none that don't require batteries either.


BI-OLOGY

What do you consider to be your best physical attribute?
hmmmmm...i do like my eyes but i also like that my body is very evenly proportioned

Are you right handed or left handed?
right handed

Do you like your smile?
i like my smile when i smile for real. i hate the fake one when people force me into a posed photo.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
nope

Would you like to?
would i like to what?? i'd like to do a lot of things. do you mean "would i like to have something removed from my body"?? not particularly unless it jeopardized my health.

Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom?
i can think of more comfortable places to read.

Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
the five standard ones are...well...standard. i think of everything, my sense of intuition is the keenest.

When was the last time you had a cavity?
never!

What is the heaviest item you lift regularly?
my dog

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
no but i have passed out without any "assistance"


MISC-OLOGY

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
no. there are just some things i would rather not know.

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
i am rather attached to this one after almost 30 years. i'd have a difficult time remembering to answer to something new.

How do you express your artistic side?
with my camera. with my blog design. by scrapping (if i ever unpack all my crap!)

What color do you think you look best in?
deep red. various browns. white. black. orange.

How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison?
i wouldn't. i would fall apart completely. heard too many prison stories from Ken.

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
not that i know of...but they claim you swallow a bunch of spiders in your sleep every year. ::shudder:: i assure you, if that is true, it is certainly not something i would do on purpose!

If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?
eeewww!!! NO.

How often do you go to church?
not as often as i should...but i do make a point to go when i feel i need to. i haven't found a church that feels like home since i moved here and that has a lot to do with why i do not go as often as i should.

Have you ever saved someone’s life?
not that i am aware of

Has someone ever saved yours?
i haven't really been in a situation where that has been necessary in a literal sense. but figuratively speaking? absolutely.


DARE-OLOGY

For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much. Oooh, goody, I love dares!

Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
not a chance. not for *any* amount of money.

Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
like on the cheek? sure.

Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000?
i would not have sex with anyone for money. and girls do not interest me.

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
HELL no. i can't even get a papercut without whining.

Would you never blog again for $50,000?
i *really* enjoy blogging. i think i would need at least $100,000 to consider that.

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
nope. i am very private.

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
no way. that much hot sauce would make me throw up. and you could not pay me enough money to throw up.

Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
why am i suddenly thinking of this quote?? "Husbands die every day, Dolores. Why... one is probably dying right now while you're sitting here weeping. They die... and leave their wives their money. I should know, shouldn't I? Sometimes they're driving home from their mistress' aparment and their brakes suddenly fail."

Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000?
ya know what? unless you've ever heard someone get a Brazilian wax, you might consider it. i, on the other hand, do not enjoy pain. i *misght* shave my head for $5000 but keep that wax away from me.

Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
yes, i could do that...but can i still have internet???